SLANGS

Many people don't like slangs, especially old rich ladies and gentlemen, who underrate people which use slangs. They consider them as rednecks and impolite.
Luckily, many people love slangs too and I'm one of them. I love slangs, they just 'kick ass'. I use slangs all the time. I feel more comfortable using slangs than speaking 'formal' language. I agree that there is a time when you are needed to be formal and speak very correctly ( this refers to politicians, teachers etc.) but in ordinary life when you hang around with your friends, boyfriend, family etc. just relax and use slangs. If someone gets on your nerves don't tell him: 'Please, could you go now, i don't feel comfortable talking to you.'- just tell him two beautiful slang words: 'Fuck off!'. If you don't like some songs, don't say: 'Well i don't think these songs are good, i don't really like it.'-it is enough for you to say: 'These songs suck!'.It's easier, isn't it? And it sounds good.
I can only say one thing: 'Long lived the slangs.'. People, i'll give you one advice about slangs: 'Loose yourself in slangs!'. Your sentences will be much shorter and less boring and than you'll enjoy in language.